What excuse did Adam give his children about why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home!
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who was the first tennis player in the bible?
Joseph because he served in Pharaoh’s court
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David — he rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep
How do groups of angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo!
Who was the greatest money-man in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
What do we have that Adam never had?
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it, obviously.
Who do mice pray to?
How do you make Holy Water?
You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.