Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
Nope — just an apple.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Does God love everyone?
Yes, but He prefers “fruits of the spirit” to “religious nuts!”
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was a little lamb…
Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
What’s so funny about forbidden fruits?
They create many jams.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
He just knew there was something fishy about it.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose.
Mosquitoes come close, though.
What kind of car does Jesus typically drive?
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and a Unitarian?
Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason.